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Leaked photos of a dripping wet, topless Megan Fox with only pasties covering her nipples surfaced today. Oh wait, did I say today? I meant May of 2008 which was when those pictures were posted.

Anyway, the NYDN is reporting it as the “latest celebrity to fall victim to having topless photos leaked to the media.” It’s a little disappointing that they’re old, but on the bright side, Megan isn’t suing anyone.

“I had booby stickers on,” Fox said. “If I’d been actually topless, I would have sued someone… I know who, and I never did anything about it. It’s her karma to deal with, not mine.”

“Her” karma? So it was a woman? Please tell me this woman is sexy and you two “did it” and she has pictures of that too. She must, right? I take it that your silence means yes? Hello? Megan?

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