Will.I.Am beat up Perez Hilton

Yesterday, Perez Hilton was in Toronto to present at the MuchMusic Awards. At around 12 AM, Perez started pleading for the cops on his Twitter account. He alleged that Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards just kicked his ass and drew blood.

PerezHilton: I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.

PerezHilton: I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.

PerezHilton: Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.

PerezHilton: I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.

Of course, Will.I.Am had to respond to that whiny bitch so he created his own Twitter account. He wrote:

i just made a twitter account because it isnt cool for someone to blame you and blast you with lies…

Will.I.Am even posted a video response (here) in which he denies assaulting Hilton and claims Hilton called him a “f****t” outside of the club. He ended it with: “Shame on you, shame on your behavior, and that’s just messed up.”

Jesus, Perez is annoying. Even his spastic updates calling for help are grating. You could just picture him sitting in the street posting to Twitter and wiping the tears from his phone while a bunch of people gather round to point and laugh.

Perez claims that he talked to the police and that the truth will come out. By tomorrow, expect to find out Perez that was drunk, called Will.I.Am a f****t, snortled, slipped and fell face first into a tree.

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14 years ago

um, what, twitter the police now? can’t dial for help?
I’m glad he got his head slapped by the manager of BEP. he should be greatful it wasn’t fergie. bitch would knock him out.

14 years ago

who creates this site?? i mean, poor perez that got beat up and you just laugh and say that he was drunk??
your asshole, i hope you die, i’m sure you’re an homophobic cow ¬¬

14 years ago

Shoulda killed the whiny little bitch…what a phukin pussy.

14 years ago

ahhahahaa. this just made my day :)

13 years ago

Hey wtf that’s what Perez gets for running his mouth maybe more celebs should beat the shot out of him so that way he will learn not to talk s**t to people unless you want to get your ass kicked and no im not a gay basher or hater I have a gay best friend and don’t wish death on anyone over such stupid s**t