Yesterday, Perez Hilton was in Toronto to present at the MuchMusic Awards. At around 12 AM, Perez started pleading for the cops on his Twitter account. He alleged that Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards just kicked his ass and drew blood.
PerezHilton: I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.
PerezHilton: I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.
PerezHilton: Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.
PerezHilton: I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.
Of course, Will.I.Am had to respond to that whiny bitch so he created his own Twitter account. He wrote:
i just made a twitter account because it isnt cool for someone to blame you and blast you with lies…
Will.I.Am even posted a video response (here) in which he denies assaulting Hilton and claims Hilton called him a “faggot” outside of the club. He ended it with: “Shame on you, shame on your behavior, and that’s just messed up.”
Jesus, Perez is annoying. Even his spastic updates calling for help are grating. You could just picture him sitting in the street posting to Twitter and wiping the tears from his phone while a bunch of people gather round to point and laugh.
Perez claims that he talked to the police and that the truth will come out. By tomorrow, expect to find out Perez that was drunk, called Will.I.Am a faggot, snortled, slipped and fell face first into a tree.
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