Jessica Simpson sings the National Anthem

Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem at the AT&T National Golf Tournament in DC on Wednesday in a tight, tight black and red striped dress. It’s a mystery how she even fit into that. Logic dictates it should be bursting at the seams a la the Incredible Hulk, but it’s not and that’s amazing.

Her singing wasn’t bad either. I think. I don’t know. I was staring at her breasts half the time. Honestly, she could have changed the words to “I love bacon” and I wouldn’t have noticed.