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Lindsay Lohan turned down “The Hangover”

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If there’s one thing Lindsay Lohan is good at, it’s wise career decisions. Oh, wait. Scratch that. I meant the exact opposite of what I just said. She’s not good at that at all.

Us reports that it took much cajoling by Lindsay’s agent to get Todd Phillips, director, to consider Lohan for the stripper role that eventually went to Heather Graham in the wildly successful The Hangover. When Phillips finally conceded, Lindsay turned it down because “she didn’t like the script.” Obviously, it was trash. Trash that has made $205 million at the box office so far and has become the hit of the summer.

I bet if you let Lindsay run a fake company for just one day, as a joke, the decisions she made in the first thirty minutes would compound into North Korea aiming their missiles directly at her in frustration. When you ask Lindsay how that happened, she’d just shrug her shoulders and go, “iono.”

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She should try to take anything she can get.

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She would have ruined the movie! (even if she decides to do that breastfeeding scene)

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I agree GuGu. Heather was perfect in the stripper role. Plus, she has better cans.

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Heather Graham did a fine job. Lohan is gross, and ugly, she would have definetly ruined the movie.

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