Almost… almost

Jessica Simpson spent the weekend getting drunk at Katsuya with her sister Ashlee and everyone stood watching in stunned silence as she was about to leave. Not because they were shocked at the example Jessica was setting for her young fans — don’t be gay — but because her top almost fell down.

If you were wondering, that sound you heard over the weekend was everyone in a 50 mile radius aww-ing when Jessica reached over to pull her strap back up.