After seeing how much attention her sisters, pregnant Kardashian and monster Kardashian, were getting, Kim devised the perfect plan to get back into the news. Reunite with Reggie Bush. This works because no one wants to see fat Kardashian waddle around or hear monster Kardashian talk about how great cake tasting was.
“They’re totally back together for real,” says a source close to the couple. “Kim and Reggie spent a few months apart getting their priorities together and figuring out who they were as individuals so they can make it work together.”
Who they are are fame whores. Kim’s plan is to get back together with Reggie, convince him to marry her and get pregnant thereby pulling the fame rug out from under her sisters. And that’s a hard rug to pull when fat Kardashian and monster Kardashian are sitting on top of it. So. Heavy.
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