Christina Aguilera took her kid to a pumpkin patch over the weekend without caking her face in gallons of makeup. Of course, the header picture has nothing to do with subtlety or pumpkins or Halloween. Unless you consider getting a boner festive. I mainly posted these as a juxtaposition of her work life and home life. A commentary on fame and family, if you will. Haha, just kidding. I posted it because you can see up her skirt. Your praise and adulation is not necessary, but very welcome. NSFW-ish, larger version below.
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