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John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston possibly back together

Multiple sources confirm that Jennifer Aniston, the childless, desperate woman with a biological clock so loud that it drowns out Big Ben, and John Mayer, the douchebag fame whore, have reunited. PEOPLE reports:

It’s not the first time Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reunited after a split, but the couple are simply “enjoying their friendship,” says a source close to the singer. “They’ve been talking for a while – they’re very friendly.”

The duo recently spent a night together late last month at New York City’s Bowery Hotel. “Jen was there on the arm of John and they were all very lovey,” says an onlooker. “She was in casual clothing as was he, and she seemed very comfortable around his crowd of friends.”

Oh, fantastic. Here come the many months of speculation over whether or not they’re together or broken up again. This should make Jennifer interesting for about 30 minutes or until I get distracted by a butterfly that flies past my window. Hey, did you see that? I think it was a monarch!

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So sorry it took me so long to find this site, you are hysterical (and sad to say incredibly accurate). Not all of us “left” women idolize the lonely loser in love. Some of us actually feel embarrassed by her PR machines refusal to let go! but face it, where would aniston be without the triangle? Answer: back on tv where she belongs!, or pouring slurpies at your local 7/11 (nah, she’s loaded and has people to do that menial task). Will her 15 minutes ever end? Will she ever deliver a good performance in a good film and not… Read more »

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i really think you women and men that post crap about an ex wife and a woman you do not know are shallow lonely and desperate. move on she has so why don’t you. who she wants to see is her choice and not all women want to settle down and have kids. it is so mid evil when there are thousands of orphans and single parents you could rather help extended families stay together and not steal their kids because they cannot afford to keep them. what is desperate is a woman popping out kids and adopting more to… Read more »

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