Multiple sources confirm that Jennifer Aniston, the childless, desperate woman with a biological clock so loud that it drowns out Big Ben, and John Mayer, the douchebag fame whore, have reunited. PEOPLE reports:
It’s not the first time Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reunited after a split, but the couple are simply “enjoying their friendship,” says a source close to the singer. “They’ve been talking for a while – they’re very friendly.”
The duo recently spent a night together late last month at New York City’s Bowery Hotel. “Jen was there on the arm of John and they were all very lovey,” says an onlooker. “She was in casual clothing as was he, and she seemed very comfortable around his crowd of friends.”
Oh, fantastic. Here come the many months of speculation over whether or not they’re together or broken up again. This should make Jennifer interesting for about 30 minutes or until I get distracted by a butterfly that flies past my window. Hey, did you see that? I think it was a monarch!
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