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Jessica Simpson has something to say

A week or two ago, Ashlee Simpson was dropped from Melrose Place. Probably because no one cared about her. Except for maybe her sister Jessica who tweeted Sunday, “CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”

You heard that right. The star of Major Movie Star and Blonde Ambition just blamed her box office bombs on bad writing. Because if she had worked with Scrosese, she’d be winning Oscars right now. Just imagine how much more awful those films would have been had Jessica not salvaged them with her acting. You’d probably have broken the DVD in half to prevent anyone else from seeing those abortions of a movie instead of just throwing the DVDs on the ground in disgust.

However, according to Us Weekly. The real reason Ashlee Simpson was fired was because she sucks at acting.

“They hired her because they needed a good name to help create buzz,” a set insider told Us Weekly. “But she was embarrassingly bad. Producers cut her down as much as possible.”

They also say everyone is too nice to tell her. If I were them, I’d drop hints like whenever she finishes filming a scene, the director should make a sad face. Then another time she finishes a scene, someone should punch her in the face. I’d think that’d be a really big hint.

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I remember watching “Employee of the Month” with Dane Cook :shudders: & I laughed my ass off. Not because the movie was funny. God No. It was horrendous. But because of the “one-line camera time” they gave to Jessica (quite possibly thru an ear piece) & the quick camera cuts to Dane so he can continue on with the scenes. HILARIOUS.

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