Rihanna says it can happen to anyone

Speaking with Diane Sawyer in an interview that will air on GMA this Thursday and 20/20 this Friday, Rihanna opened up for the first time about Chris Brown using her as an Everlast punching bag. She says “This happened to me… It can happen to anyone” and “I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears. That was the level of media chaos that happened the next day. The positive thing that has come out of my situation is that people can learn from that. I want to give as much insight as I can to young women, because I feel like I represent a voice that really isn’t heard.”

Oh, whew. Rihanna meant she metaphorically woke up as Britney Spears. Not that she magically transformed into an slightly pudgier shell of her former self with two kids. She scared me for a second there. I thought I’d be running out of fat jokes twice as fast.

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Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
14 years ago

i don’t know about that. rihanna seems like a pretty amazing little girl and it would be nice to spank those beautiful buttocks and make her little cunt pop. but if i thought she weren’t talking sweet enough. i’d have her go down on her knees, in front of her girlfriends. and put a mouthful of honey on that dirty little tongue. uuumm yes. open your mouth, now swallow it.