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Lindsay Lohan is already on vacation

If you hadn’t heard, Lindsay Lohan spent the better part of the new year traipsing around a yacht in a bikini. Wow. You’re so cool Lindsay. You get to start the year off on a yacht around some island. Well, you know what? Starting the year off with a stale peanut butter sandwich is just as fulfilling. Especially since I didn’t even have to make it. Because I found it under my bed. My life is pretty cool too, you stupid jerk.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
10 years ago

Karma, dear. Karma.

Jessica
Jessica
10 years ago

Why does lindsay look like she has a prego belly??!….. That girl always looks anorexic thin….not so much here….perfectly rounded, little, prego-looking belly..

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