Over the weekend Kim Kardashian posted a few pics to her Twitter. All of which were pretty good at making Reggie Bush, who just broke up with her, jealous. I’d assume at least.
I mean, even I’m jealous and I’ve never even met her. Is that what she was trying to do? Why does she have to play with my feelings like that? She’s so mean.
You know what’s a great thing to do when you have nicely shaped boobs? Dye then orange. And then spraypaint them gold. That’s sure to catch the eye of everyone who has ever masturbated to Jason & the Argonauts.