Lady Gaga is celibate

Lady Gaga told reporters at her Viva Glam charity launch that, big shock, she’s “single and celibate” and that you don’t need sex to be loved.

“I haven’t got time to spend on the road to get to know anyone. Even Lady Gaga can be celibate, you don’t have to have sex to be loved.”

“Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women,” she said. “Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful but women get the short end of the stick. We’re just receivers. We can’t talk about sex, we can’t sing about sex.”

Whatever. I don’t believe it. The only reason she can’t get laid is because of those ridiculous outfits. You try having sex with this, this or this without laughing hysterically or wondering if at some point she’s going to whip out a spiked dildo.