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Sandra Bullock is divorcing

A source tells Radar that Sandra Bullock is humiliated after four women have come forward claiming to have had affairs with her husband Jesse James and is definitely going forward with a divorce. Sandra feels that her marriage has been one big lie and she’s had enough of the Vanilla Gorilla. *Makes sad gorilla noise*

Good riddance. Bullock should have never married that douchebag in the first place. People always say you can’t judge a book by its cover. Well I did and guess what? I was right! I win.

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CherB
CherB
10 years ago

I judged him right too! Pity men are in such short supply. Women just give up and settle with whatever. Le sigh

dangerboy
dangerboy
10 years ago

Tiger Woods #2

Wilma
Wilma
10 years ago

You mean it’s not about a guy that looks/acts like a bad boy? Is being with a tattoo billboard a strange way of feeling safe? You ladies better get back to what we looked for in a man in my day – character, values and morals.

wcs
wcs
10 years ago

way to go Jimmy!!go and get what you can’t get at home, in the A and a good blow… as George would say …what else?..
she’s a crap actress anyway

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