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Lady Gaga definitely doesn’t have a penis

Caitlin Moran in her Times Online article definitively states that Lady Gaga does not have a penis based on first hand knowledge she gained by watching Gaga pee through her stockings.

A minute later, Gaga springs up, and beckons for me to follow her. Weaving her way down a series of corridors, we eventually end in – the VIP toilet.

“You’re wearing a jumpsuit,” Gaga says, with feminine solidarity. “You can’t get out of one of those in the normal toilets.”

As I start to arduously unzip, Gaga sits on the toilet with a cheerful, “I’m just going to pee through my fishnets!”, and offloads some of those whiskies.

For the first year of her career, massive internet rumours claimed that Gaga was, in fact, a man – a rumour so strong that Oprah had to question her about it, when Gaga appeared on her show.

Perhaps uniquely among all the journalists in the world, I can now factually confirm that Lady Gaga does not have a penis. That rumour can, conclusively, die.

Let the speculation end. Gaga is a female. Why aren’t you jumping up and down. This is exciting news for someone!

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Ibanez_jamie
Ibanez_jamie
9 years ago

doesnt matter if she has a penis or not, i would still go there :D

DAMIAN
DAMIAN
6 years ago

Lady Gaga does NOT have a dick! I would have seen it while she was sucking mine!

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