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This is Heidi Montag’s audition tape

Megan Fox was dropped from the Transformers franchise and won’t be appearing in the third installment. Everyone seems to think Rosie Huntington-Whiteley will take over the role but no one tell Heidi Montag that because then she’ll stop making embarrassing audition tapes.

In this one, she’s at the firing range taking out pieces of cardboard one by one. Those cutouts don’t even know what hit them. The only problem is I don’t remember Megan Fox ever firing a gun in those movies. I did see her bending over a lot. While working on a car, for example, or while seductively posing on a bike. Maybe Heidi should make a video of her doing those things. They’d help a lot. Especially with Michael Bay. What would convince him even further is if she rubbed her tits in his face while he threw dollar bills at her. Degrading women is a favorite pastime of his.

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Annoyed
Annoyed
12 years ago

Oh God…please go away. Heidi you continue to make a friggin fool of yourself. You are a talentless nobody. You can’t act or dance or sing. Miss Universe was an embarrassment and any music pro would know you lip synced through that whole performance. No director in their right mind would ever cast you in anything of a serious nature where they actually need a talented actress. Please stop comparing yourself to the likes of Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox for that matter. They are natural beauties unlike yourself and have natural proportioned bodies. How many oversized tits do you… Read more »

fugoverdose
fugoverdose
12 years ago

these 2 slimeballs won’t give it up ..
2 vapid slanderous low class narcissists ..
ewwww lawwd!
a trainwreck in the making ..
don’t they realize nobody likes them?
who in their right mind would hire them?

losing faith in society
losing faith in society
12 years ago

ha ha, that was so sad, yet so funny, in a pathetic sort of way.
When is this parasite going to bless us with her disappearance?
GO AWAY LITTLE TICK!!!!

KC
KC
12 years ago

I think the guy introducing the vid said “Transporter 3”.. lol

jennifer stewart
jennifer stewart
12 years ago

wow well i see ok big tit’s blonde hair spreadable leg’s i see now that all you have too do is sell your soul and dignity too become a whore in hollyweird is what you are after all i see now that people are crazy

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