Okay. Now please stop laughing so I can get to the story.
Cameron Diaz is in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar (via Us) doing a stand-routine. that she thinks her flat ass is juicy and her wrinkles make her attractive. She must have a different definition of “pretty.”
On her flat ass
“Most booties that propel girls are usually the bigger booties. I have a little tiny one, but it is, nonetheless, juicy.”
On her wrinkles
“The more I work on my body at this age, the better it gets,” adds Diaz. “I feel so much more attractive now. A thousand percent. I’m appreciating my skin and my wrinkles and all those things.”
Diaz has come to terms with aging hence the comments above.
On men
“I’ve always loved men and boys,” she goes on. “I don’t get hung up on what boys do. I don’t have a nagging nature. I feel like I can be a woman but also relate to a man… Who doesn’t like the bad boy, until you grow up and realize bad boys are not the way to go? I’m done with that.”
On aging
The only way to stop aging “is if you die!” jokes Diaz. “But that’s not a great alternative.”
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s not rule that death option out just yet, Ms. Diaz. We should at least give it a shot before you throw it out. It doesn’t hurt to try. Amiright?
[Bauer]
Fair play to Diaz .. who ever the writer is of this I’m guessing your either a fat pig or a plastic barbie doll. Lol to you and your pathetic-ness.