Jessica Simpson has a new boyfriend

Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend is non-other than ex-49er tight end Eric Johnson. Wait, who? He last played for the Saints in 2008. Johnson split from his wife earlier this year and filed for divorce in February. TMZ says they’ve been dating since May.

Eh. At least we won’t have to hear about any Jessica Simpson curses. Although we might still hear the 911 tapes from Eric crying about how Jessica is sitting on his chest and not letting him up.

Here’s Jessica at the opening of Greenbrier Hotel’s Casino Club after she greased herself up and slid into her dress.

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