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Lady Gaga is patriotic

Lady Gaga performed in Boston, MA on July 2. She dressed up in a bunch of stupid outfits like a see-through nun costume which will be sure to piss Katy Perry off. Gaga also stripped to her bra and panties and fake masturbated. Then she dressed up like Ke$ha, hopefully to mock her. There were a bunch of other attention grabbing outfits as well. The most important, however, was the one where she turned her tits into sparklers. It was a very fitting way of celebrating our nation’s independence. I have no doubt our forefathers would have been proud.

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chewy
chewy
13 years ago

I wish those sparklers would’ve gone all Michael Jackson up on her. For those who don’t remember, Jacko got his hair burned filming a Pepsi commercial.