Lady Gaga performs in the rain on “The Today Show”

I don’t get it. Lady Gaga is celebrated for performing in the rain on the Today Show. Meanwhile, when I tap danced to school in the rain all I got was called a f*g and pushed face first into a puddle. This doesn’t seem fair. Maybe I needed to wear a sparkler bra on my chest and fashion a suit out of the carcasses of a thousand muppets for credibility. I bet the kids at my school would have respected me a lot more then.

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