Lindsay is doing full frontal

Lindsay Lohan will start production on the Linda Lovelace biopic titled Inferno after she finishes her 90 day jail sentence and 90 days in rehab. That’s the equivalent of four months which will bring us to December before any filming begins.

But don’t worry. There will be at least some sort of payoff in the form of a full frontal scene. Director Matthew Wilder added, “But it will not be cinematic nudity — it will be more violent nudity. For example, linked images of the Vietnam war — that kind of context.”

Wait, what? Violent nudity like the Vietnam war? Are they going to shove a bayonet into Lindsay’s vag? I thought this movie was about a porn star who deep throated, not some political commentary. Wilder then also disappointingly added,

“It’s not a porn movie, it’s an artistic movie about a porn star,” Wilder told RadarOnline.com. “We will not see Lindsay performing oral sex, but there could be some clever play with black boxes or other cinematic tricks that the viewer may see.”

This movie sounds lame already. What has the world become when we can’t even force an actress to do porn under the guise of art? Certainly not a world I want to live in.

And while we’re on the subject of injustices, the AP reports Lindsay won’t even spend 23 days in jail. It’ll be closer to 12 days because of overcrowding and anticipated good behavior. *Throws hands up in frustration*