Jessica Simpson put up this picture of her kissing her boyfriend Eric Johnson on Saturday. She tweeted, “Romance 101..getting kissed by my Yalie…me not lookin’ so smart…:) but YUM!” She looks so uninterested. A mom kissing her kid goodnight is hotter than this. Kissing Jessica would be like kissing a brick wall except you could have a deeper conversation with the brick wall afterward. Although, in Jessica’s defense, when she sees Cheez Wiz in her peripheral vision, she tends to become distracted.