Lady Gaga’s creativity lies within her vagina

Lady Gaga did an interview with Vanity Fair and tells them that she avoids having sex not because people think she’s the type of weirdo who’d think it’d be artsy to fake a miscarriage during sex but because she’s afraid someone might steal her creative energy. “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.” Uh huh. *Twirls finger around ear*

Gaga also says she doesn’t trust anyone so, you know, that might be another reason she doesn’t have sex. “I’m perpetually lonely. I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist.” Regarding men, she says, “I’m drawn to bad romances. And my song [“Bad Romance”] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I’m quite celibate now; I don’t really get time to meet anyone.”

She also talks about her drug use and what happened when she hit rock bottom (she went to live with her grandma who gave her one of those stereotypical speeches you don’t expect old people to give). Blah blah. Let’s focus on the creative energy through her vagina thing. I think it’d be funny if some guy actually pulled that off. Like, when he pulls out he sees two little gnomes clinging onto his penis screaming for joy after finally escaping that cavernous gulch of a crotch.

Oh and during a performance in Arizona yesterday, Gaga did some commentary on the immigration laws. So poignant. *Yawns*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUHaZvRvGqU&feature=player_embedded