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Why, hello, Mr. Officer

This is Jessica Alba trying to act all cute and innocent in an attempt to get out of a speeding ticket. Not sure if it worked. (Update: apparently it worked)

If I was Jessica, I’d pretend I was sucking a popsicle sideways while pushing my tongue back and forth against my cheek. Then I’d speed off while the officer tried to hide his erection.

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