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Ashley Greene was at the VMAs

It was a toss-up between who was hotter at the VMAs. Katy Perry or Ashley Greene. Katy Perry had the sort of see-through top and gigantic rack while Ashley Greene had the bedroom eyes. It feels like the only way to choose between the both of them is to use my penis as a divining rod. Which one will it pick? Oooo, this will be so exciting!

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spewter
spewter
10 years ago

Katy who? Ashley is the s**t and just look at that beautiful canvas on which to deposit my “paint”

spewter
spewter
10 years ago
Reply to  spewter

and about as close as she and the Jonas f*g would be is to share tampons out of the same box.

Raina
Raina
10 years ago

The only reason she’s attractive to some is because we got to see her tits. She’s fucking ugly.. Get some taste.

Sinister
Sinister
10 years ago

Ashley Greene is infinitely hotter than Katy “lapdog” Perry, if Katy ever did get her tits out it wouldn’t change anything, she’s still a twat and can’t really sing at all :/

Herman Bumfudle
10 years ago

daym! she an incredibly beautiful little cock sucker.

Nudgie
Nudgie
10 years ago

Ashley is the real deal. Katy Perry is a blowup doll (with the same personality)

vambo
vambo
10 years ago
Reply to  Nudgie

kp is an idiot. saw her on letterman, she’s as dumb as a box of rocks

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