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Jessica Simpson showed up at Fashion Week looking like this

I assume that either A) Jessica Simpson doesn’t have a stylist or B) Jessica must have majorly pissed off her stylist which resulted in them playing a big prank on her because she ended up going to Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week looking like the Milky Way. I’m not joking when I say that I can almost see Orion’s Belt.

Pro tip: If you want people to talk about your weight, do what Jessica did and dress as infinite space.

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Chewy
Chewy
9 years ago

What..the..She’s heading towards Aretha Franklin-ville.

burnbutt
burnbutt
9 years ago

she’s becoming Rose Ann! Yeeeeyuuuuck!!!

Nudgie
Nudgie
9 years ago

I like that she’s proving that a guy with no job would be all over her.

Good job Jess. Don’t admit you want your sister’s life – which SUCKS.

Hzlgrayeyes411
Hzlgrayeyes411
9 years ago

I bet that that is the only thing that fits her since her weight gain.

Kristoferpearson
Kristoferpearson
9 years ago

She looks so good now that she has filled out, mucho caliente.

Cindy
Cindy
9 years ago

I think she looks like a healthy and beautiful woman!!!!

underdog
underdog
9 years ago

she looks like a healthy and beautiful woman rhinoceros!

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9 years ago

what the f**k when did she get so fat?? lmao it looks I’ve been missing a lot

Fmcdonagh1
Fmcdonagh1
9 years ago

i like ………..at least she looks healthy.

Sam Ben
9 years ago

I dont really see what’s wrong about her style, skinny girl are not the absolute beauty to me, get rid off those weekly fahsion magazines, like we say in France “Elle est radieuse” means she’s beautifull

Johnsob4
Johnsob4
9 years ago

I think she is far more beautiful with a little weight on. This woman is meant to have curves. The dress is terrible though.

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