Kim Kardashian is a good dresser

Kim Kardashian and her mom stepped out for dinner in Italy yesterday and everybody did a double take because dayam. If Kim Kardashian’s dress were any tighter, they’d need the jaws of life and a bunch of crisco to get her out of it. What is that dress made out of? Rebar? A scientist must have designed this because there’s no way a regular designer could have known to reinforce all the pressure points with titanium. She might as well have airbrushed it on.