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There’s a warrant for Lindsay’s arrest

Lindsay Lohan’s probation was revoked today after failing two drug tests and a bench warrant was issued for her arrest. She has until 8:30 AM on Friday to turn herself in. The real kicker, however, is that Lindsay failed for cocaine AND amphetamines.

Our sources would not divulge the nature of the amphetamines, but Adderall — the drug Lindsay was prescribed and hooked on — is an amphetamine.

We do not know which test came first — the cocaine or the amphetamine. But we’re told both tests were taken close together. Lindsay failed her cocaine test the week before last.

Well, that was a good run. Lindsay was released from rehab on August 24. She almost made it a whole month without majorly screwing up. *Golf clap* Now let’s hear what Dina Lohan has to say. Probably something condescending like the tests were mixed up or that Lindsay will learn from this and become a better, stronger person. A statement that will make us both laugh and fill us with hatred and disgust.

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