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Rihanna is pronounced

I like this breastier new version of Rihanna. Then again, I say that about everything. Like this morning when I ordered my coffee at Starbucks I asked if the server could make my latte breastier. Then I cupped her boobs and said “Like this!” Turns out I’m not welcome at Starbucks anymore.

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Alex
Alex
9 years ago

That was surprisingly funny Blem!

I think all things should be available in breastier versions.

Do you want that supersized? No, just make it breastier. Does it come in blue? No? Well can you at least make it breastier? Its the perfect option.

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