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Kim Kardashian wants to assault your ears

TMZ reports that Kim Kardashian is in the studio with The Dream working on an album. One guy who was inside the recording session was paid to say, “Kim’s got a really good voice.”

Haha, guy. I’m not falling for this again. Didn’t someone say the same thing about Paris Hilton? And look how that turned out. My ears still haven’t recovered from the rape they went through. To this day, they still have flashbacks of Stars Are Blind and start bleeding again.

Also, did you know Kim tried on a few costumes before finally settling on Red Riding Hood? It’s true. She said so on Twitter. Honest.

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NeNe
NeNe
9 years ago

She should go back to what she is good at, making sex tapes. That is all she is good for. Otherwise, she is a useless, fame-f*ckin’ heffer.

The Blemish
9 years ago
Reply to  NeNe

But what if she sings in her sex tape?

pokey
pokey
9 years ago
Reply to  NeNe

She can sing and play the skin flute in her sex tape!

TIMMAY
TIMMAY
9 years ago
Reply to  NeNe

Piss goes in ,SH*T comes out. It’s the law of nature and there is nothing she can do about it so PLEASE don’t even try that AUTO-TUNE, PRO-TOOLS, BACKGROUND SINGERS “join ” her in singing every F’ ING verse and if she wants to claim being a “songwriter” as well, please don’t try to pass off the credits as written by ” REAL songwriters famous names, AND BY KIM. K. It really pisses me off when no talents do that, IF you wrote the song then, OK you should get credit for it but if its written by 10 different… Read more »

NeNe
NeNe
9 years ago

Hopefully, she will have something stuck in her mouth to shut her up.

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