The LA County Probation Department and the DMV have given Lindsay permission to drive again but Betty Ford won’t hand over the keys because they think it’s too risky to put her behind the wheel due to the amount of paparazzi chasing her around the streets.
As a result, Lindsay has asked the court for a restraining order against the photogs. She emailed her lawyer with pictures showing the paparazzi following her and a headshot of herself with sad, puppy dog eyes.
The last thing anyone needs is Lindsay on the road again. Maybe we can give her a bumper car or something. That way if she runs someone over it’ll be hilarious instead of tragic. It’s the difference between punching a clown in the face and a baby in the face.
Sorry, she’ll have to bend over…I’ll drive.