Christina Aguilera Is the New Britney Spears

Ted Casablanca at E! seems to think Christina Aguilera is on the road to becoming the new Britney Spears. He draws a few parallels between the two noting that, much like Britney after her divorce, Christina has been looking “worse for ware” (fat, slovenly, take your pick), has already hooked up with a new boyfriend and has started partying and club hopping.

Now, Christina seems to just be entering this Stage 1 and having some tipsy nights. But by the stories getting passed around Hollywood, many industry folks are whispering she’s going down “the Britney Spears path.”

Hopefully her breakdown will happen when she sings the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. Go big or go home, I say. Listen little missy, do you want to be just another celebrity train wreck or do you want to be the BEST celebrity train wreck. I don’t know about you, but I strive for excellence.

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13 years ago

Sweet! So I still have a shot!