Linday Lohan Checked Out of Rehab

Linday Lohan played her own “LOL J/K” joke this morning when she backhanded reports that she was sticking with rehab for another week by checking out. The reason for checking out right away? “There’s no coke or alcohol in there. Sucks, man.”

Actually, the real reason the rumor of her staying might have started was because her new home in the suburbs of LA wasn’t ready yet. Princess Lohan only wanted to be released “once her new living arrangements are complete and ready for her arrival.”

The movers should just nail everything to the ceiling so it’s all upside down. It would probably take three days and five lengthy explanations until she figures out what’s going on. ‘Cause she’s a moron, you see.