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Christina Aguilera Sorry for Bumbling the National Anthem

Because people are making this a big deal even though it isn’t, Christina Aguilera shimmied her way out of the buffet line long enough to issue an apology for messing up the lyrics to the national anthem at last night’s Super Bowl. Christina says she was caught up in the moment which caused her to sing “what so proudly we watched at the twilight’s last reaming” instead of “o’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming.”

“I got so caught up in the moment of the song that I lost my place. I can only hope that everyone could feel my love for this country and that the true spirit of its anthem still came through.”

So, you see, Christina Aguilera didn’t botch the song because she hates America. She botched the song because she loves America too much.

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So, you see, Christina Aguilera didn’t botch the song because she hates America. She botched the song because she loves America too much.
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