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Christina Aguilera’s Private Pictures for Sale

Hundreds of candid pictures of Christina Aguilera are being shopped around. Some of which were taken at Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party.

The images were on a digital storage card found in a French hotel. They were taken from June to November 2010. Aw, crap. I’ve lost interest already. This is fat Christina.

Radar says that 15 of the 109 pictures were taken at Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party in Cabo San Lucas. These include photos of Aguilera drinking and smoking a cigar, Nicole Richie in a bikini with a male blow-up doll strapped to her, Nicole drinking champagne and cocktails on a private jet and Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler kissing on the bed. Also included:

  • Aguilera mimicking performing oral sex on an unidentified male who is holding a sex toy
  • Aguilera dancing on a table with friends at a private dinner
  • Aguilera mimicking an oral sex act on a chocolate covered banana at a theme park
  • Aguilera posing for before-and-after make-up shots.
  • Aguilera and her son at a goat farm.

If you’re wondering why there’s no pictures of Christina giving a real blow job in the list, that’s because there aren’t any. Which makes these worthless. You can tell stolen pictures will suck when out of 109 photos, they only talk about 10 and one of them is about a kid and goat farms. The other pictures must be so boring. It’ll be like when your friend forces you to sit through their vacation photos.

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