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Lindsay Lohan May Not Go to Jail

Lindsay Lohan may be the luckiest f**k up in the world if this new development in her jewelery theft case is any indication.

Kamofie & Co., the store accusing Lindsay of stealing a $2,500 necklace, could have their credibility brought into question because they’re trying to profit from the theft.

TMZ says the store worked with a broker who contacted numerous media outlets to sell the security footage of Lindsay stealing the necklace. The prosecutor is rightfully pissed because Lindsay’s defense will argue the theft accusation was just a way of milking the media for money.

Lindsay now feels vindicated. What a martyr! This also proves Lindsay’s god is just and fair. That is to say, her god is a whore god who runs around town getting drunk and spreading their legs which is why they’re so sympathetic. I should pray to that god. What do I have to sacrifice to get started? Is it my dignity? I bet it’s my dignity.

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Xfn
9 years ago

Actually it’s no God; it’s called the United States Justice System at Work for the Hollywood Elite. To qualify please submit either – 1 uber-successful Movir or Hit Pop Song. Once complete you may: 1 – beat women and children 2 – drive drunk 3 – steal 4 – murder 5 – violate parole/probation 6 – do just about anything you want While the rest of society are tossed into the slammer to become victimized themselves and learn even more criminal behavior, you, as a cherished and worshiping member of the USJSHE <see above) will be immune to all known… Read more »

The Spencer Company
The Spencer Company
9 years ago

We want to explain why we released the video publicly. Most important, we were upset with the various mischaracterizations we were seeing and hearing about the video and its contents, and we felt the video should be allowed to speak for itself. There were also many media inquiries asking for release of the video, which is not any sort of secret evidence. The bottom line is we felt there was far too much speculation about the video recording, and that it was right for the public to be able to see the video itself.

Iknowwhokilledme
Iknowwhokilledme
9 years ago

GO LINDSAY!!!! these people are greedy disgusting losers who are only trying to get a little press and money. I hope Lindsay wins this case and then sues these people.

Fickoff
Fickoff
9 years ago

Seriously, and after she wins how about Madoff gets a little love. Everyone’s just jealous of his investing success the same way they hate how efficient Enron was at providing electricity to people. Go slap yourself or the TV that’s raising you.

Starlett Johabsonn
9 years ago

who cares about her anyways?

Ajayghayal
9 years ago

The stars of Lindsay Lohan are now on track.Lucky, Ofcourse, she is. Well wish her good luck.Her good time is starting again.

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