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Kim Kardashian is Going to Make Bank Off Her Marriage

If Kris Humphries thought his marriage to Kim Kardashian was going to be kept out of the public spotlight, then he must be confusing Kim with someone more demure and less money hungry. If there was a way to profit off of bowel movements, the Kardashians would have figured it out by now.

Popeater says TV execs are already talking to Kim about a possible spin-off show starting now which would follow Kim getting ready for the big day and culminate in a televised ceremony. The show could be the highest rated program E! has ever seen, speculates Joe Piazza of Popeater.

“I’ve always dreamed of a big wedding. I’ll probably do something really over-the-top. Super feminine but still really modern, chic and cool, but it has to have a lot of heart, it has to be all about the family,” Kardashian told PEOPLE.

Apart from the show, Kris Jenner will be milking the wedding for every promotional opportunity. Meanwhile, the eventual wedding photos may be able to garner at least $2 million for domestic rights and an additional $1 million for international rights.

All in all, the marriage could net the Kardashians $5 million. That’s on top of their $65 million empire. It’s pretty incredible if you think about it. Who knew banging a D-list rapper on video could have led to all this. Socialite fairy tales do come true!

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Mikejones9967
Mikejones9967
12 years ago

Wow,you took the time to write all of this out ,and you probably watch KUWTK. Get a life and stop worrying about how easy she got her fame. Your probably a broke joke anyway, look wear you are no one give a f**k about. ( I love kim )

PunkA
PunkA
12 years ago

If this wedding actually happens, I will be shocked.   I suspect that this is more TV BS by KK.  Nice build up for ratings, then a break-up on national TV.  The NBA players is a wanna be hanger-on type who knows his days are numbered anyway, so of course he buys it.  Humphries has been a bigger bust than what KK is sporting.

blowmo'
blowmo'
12 years ago

Of course she will…she’ll be giving everyone head in the receiving line…COW – PIG – WHORE !!!

I love kim
I love kim
12 years ago

KIM K, SUPERSTARI am 30 years old and act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess, but I became an anal porn star but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. The reason why my hair is beautiful is because its fake. I was also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to… Read more »

Mikejones9967
Mikejones9967
12 years ago
Reply to  I love kim

Wow,you took the time to write all of this out ,and you probably watch KUWTK. Get a life and stop worrying about how easy she got her fame. Your probably a broke joke anyway, look wear you are no one give a f**k about. ( I love kim )