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Brian Austin Green Is a Man’s Man

This is a little old but hat tip to Celebslam who unearthed it. Seriously, is nothing interesting going on today besides The Rock being awesome at Splash Mountain?

Anyway, Megan Fox recently went on a vacation to Hawaii with her husband Brian Austin Green where they renewed their vows. But that’s not all they did. They also planned on swimming with sharks. That is if Brian Austin Green would stop crying like a baby.

“My husband is terrified of sharks but we’re going to do it anyway,” Fox told me. “Sharks don’t usually go where there are tons of dolphins so we can do it. I didn’t used to be [scared of sharks], but I am now because of him. His fear is so intense, it’s smothered me and now I’m afraid.” [E!]

You hear that? BAG’s fear is so infectious that everyone around him catches it. And if you think it’s just sharks he cries over, think again. He basically bawls over everything. Because he’s a big pussy.

“He’s very sensitive and very emotional. He’s a Cancer so he’s very all about feelings and relationships and he cries about everything. He’ll want to do it so I’ll do it for him.”

How did this guy land Megan Fox? According to my “friend”, chicks don’t actually dig guys who cry a lot. I mean, they always say they want a sensitive guy, but when it comes down to it and you cry in front of them because your friends are playing keep-a-way with your messenger bag they’re all like, “haha, shut up, fag.”

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