There’s really no point in reading this because it’s utter nonsense. The only way Kirstie Alley could have a 22-inch waist is if she’s talking about how big the pig where her bacon came from was.
Regardless, here she is telling Life & Style that she’s almost met her goal of a 22 inch waist. Alley says of the dress she bought, “I tried it on, and I can almost zip it up.” Almost being the keyword here. It probably looks like what a suitcase looks like when it’s being packed for home at the end of a vacation five minutes before checkout. Maybe her dress has one of those expandable zippers like those fancy suitcases.
She plans to wear the dress on her Italian vacation in a few weeks. “I’ll be my target size by then,” she exclaims. That means the 60-year-old can soon start sharing clothes with sexy Megan Fox!
“I do have a 22-inch waist,” confesses the 25-year-old. Although the Jennifer’s Body star jokes that she has to starve herself to maintain her trim physique, the truth is that it takes a lot of hard work to stay that slim. “I did a lot of Pilates — an immense amount of Pilates,” Megan reveals. Kirstie is just as determined to keep the weight off. “I’ve been dancing almost every day since the show ended,” she confides. “I like all the Latin dancing. It’s the best exercise and the best cardio.” [L&S]
Here are a few comparison shots between Megan Fox and Kirstie Alley. Notice how when Megan Fox turns to the side, she almost disappears. Now notice how Kristie Alley needs a mini-corset to help keep her stomach from tearing through her top.
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