Today, Wednesday, is Lindsay Lohan’s last day of house arrest in her million dollar townhouse in Venice Beach. The hell is finally over. “Free at least, free at least, I thank God I’m free at last,” Lindsay probably sang to herself only after making sure no black people were around.
“Lindsay will have the ankle bracelet taken off sometime today. Lindsay is relieved to put this behind her,” the source says. [Radar]
Lindsay’s three month jail sentence turned into a one month house arrest due to jail overcrowding which makes absolutely no sense because she’s not in jail but rather in her luxury condo partying, shooting commercials and modeling. The hardest thing about her one month house arrest was probably figuring out how to buy more toilet paper without leaving the house.
She was released at 10:20 a.m.
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