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Playmates Say Hugh Hefner Is Great in the Bedroom

Crystal Harris recently went on Howard Stern and said Hugh Hefner sucked at sex, only did it with him once and he only lasted two seconds. What’s the head of Playboy, a conglomerate in the business of selling sex, to do? Why, tell a bunch of his hookers employees to refute these claims.

“I’ve heard girls say they have a lot of fun in there,” says Hiromi Oshima, a Playmate who spoke to PEOPLE during Playboy TV’s “TV for 2” party Tuesday night at the Playboy Mansion.

In fact, many Playmates were quick to defend Hefner after his ex-fiancée Crystal Harris said on Howard Stern’s radio show that her only sexual encounter with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted “like two seconds.”

Well, I heard Hef is hung like a donkey, literally, and the Viagra isn’t because he can’t get it up, it’s because he wants to do it at least 10 times a day. I hear his thrust is so powerful he once speared a Playmate through the headboard and drywall. And his semen so potent, that he needs a double-layered condom so his sperm doesn’t tear through. He is so much man!

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the truth!
the truth!
12 years ago

Yeah, the Playmates still on the payroll say he’s great in the bedroom…especially when he signs those checks!!!

Greyballsandtwentysomethings
Greyballsandtwentysomethings
12 years ago

His noodle is cooked

Shiningstar
Shiningstar
12 years ago

they r living whores

the truth!
the truth!
12 years ago

Yeah, the Playmates still on the payroll say he’s great in the bedroom…especially when he signs those checks!!!

Greyballsandtwentysomethings
Greyballsandtwentysomethings
12 years ago

His noodle is cooked