Rihanna Named New Face of Armani

In 2010, Emporio Armani Underwear paid Megan Fox six figures to be the face of their brand. A wise choice because Megan Fox is sexy.

But it’s 2011 now and they need fresh blood. Hence why they named Grammy-winning artist Rihanna as the new face of Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans. She’s really popular now if you couldn’t tell by the 10 singles they play from her every hour on the radio.

They should have brought Megan Fox back on for 2011 because I still can’t decide whether Rihanna is hot or not. Sometimes she is, sometimes she looks so out of proportion. I don’t know about you, but my penis is really conflicted. Wait, conflicted or afflicted? Shoot. What did that doctor say?