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Yep, Jessica Alba Is Pregnant

Jessica Alba showed off her baby bump yesterday proving just how terrible these parasitic embryos are. Why any woman would want to carry one inside them is beyond me. They get fatter, they crave food, sex is harder and they get generally unattractive. Pregnancies are nature’s cruel joke on pretty people.

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Rkallset
Rkallset
9 years ago

BOOBIES!!!

OnlyhotinKillerInside
OnlyhotinKillerInside
9 years ago

Who carez

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