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Kirstie Alley Didn’t Want Fat Sex

Kristie Alley lost 100lbs and now she’s a non-industry standard size 4 which she has since amended to a size 6. Now, in the new issue of PEOPLE, Kirstie says what people have known for a while. That fat sex is gross. “I didn’t like the way I looked, and I didn’t want to have fat sex,” she told the mag. Adding, “My body had gotten really weak. There was nothing positive about being fat. I feel back to normal. I have my game again.”

With her new found weight loss, she’s still not certain she feels sexy but is open to a relationship. It doesn’t need to be said but “no fatties allowed.”

‘What I’m looking for is to be madly, deeply in love. For the first time in my life, I know exactly what I want in a man. I want someone who has my back, who is courageous and brave.” — The Daily Mail

Did she just describe Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard? Fat chance of getting someone to carry her over any threshold. There aren’t enough back braces in the world to make the dream come true.

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She sounds sweaty

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Fuck You Kirstie Alley!  I’m an actual size 8 and I’m not fat, skinnier than you and no nearly so delusional!

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