Kim Kardashian Filing for Divorce Because…

E! has confirmed the Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce.

“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage,” she said. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.” E!

Execs at E! are no doubt holding urgent meetings to discuss a four hour divorce special.

Meanwhile, sources tell TMZ that one of the main problems in Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ marriage was that Kim did not want to move to Minnesota, where Kris is from, to settle down. She wanted to stay in LA because it would be best for her career. They never talked about this before their $10 million wedding because, well, $10 million!

And also, how does a fame whore go from LA to Minnesota. What did Kris think would happen. Kim would be ecstatic about the idea of layering herself up and trudging through snow with nary a photog in sight? I’m pretty sure it doesn’t take nine months of dating to figure out the answer to that is “hell no.” Either this is a bs excuse or Kris is a complete moron.

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Family Tradition
Family Tradition
10 years ago

Give all the gifts back, SKANKMO, COW – PIG – WHORE !!!  He figured out Crest won’t get the taste of rapper jizz out of her mouth. 

10 years ago

Go easy on Kim, she thought about this for hours and would have gone to counciling but no network would pay her another $10m to do it.  It was love at first sight, well up until the wedding checks were cashed.  I’m sure she’ll whore out to Divorce Court now.

PEZ snatcher
PEZ snatcher
10 years ago

hee hee

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