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Lady Gaga Dresses Down
Breaking news: Lady Gaga did not dress like a complete idiot during a pre-concert press conference. Save for that retarded white, yellow and green bun on her head, she looked almost normal. Usually you’ll see her bending her knees backwards like a calf and walking in 10 inch platform shoes, but not today. Is it because Halloween is inching closer and since everybody is going to look like a freak, she has to do the opposite? No, probably not. Her discarded fetus dress was probably still at the cleaners.
Sidenote: I think I figured out why she likes to wear sunglasses.
I’d rather f**k fat Brittany!
The sad fact is Gaga Gacks everything from someone else, the music from a dead music partner, the look she from the same dead girl, and now is trying to morph into a very pale imitation of Daphne Guinness who is truly an original. This a woman who is so insecure it’s easier for her to do intellectual property theft than stand alone on her own merits. Which leads me to believe that there isn’t much original about her.
She looks like shes 45