Jessica Simpson Is Seductive

OMGFacts tweeted, “The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day.” Jessica Simpson, the most seductive being on the planet, responded with, “The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!”

Simply put, Jessica Simpson farts 225 times a day. I don’t know if that’s attributed to her pregnancy but chasing an entire rack of ribs with a California burrito every day certainly doesn’t help.

Her boyfriend must be in heaven. Eric: “What’s that smell, baby?” Jessica: “Love. With a hint of BBQ sauce.”