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Lindsay Lohan Will Do Time

According to officials from the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, Lindsay Lohan will be doing hard time. Seconds if not minutes of it!

Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced Lindsay to 30 days in jail which was brought down to 6 days due to overcrowding which has now been brought down to a few minutes or however long it takes to process her.

Two Sheriff’s Dept. officials tell us … if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released. As one of the officials put it, “She’ll be out without even having to change her clothes.”

Sheriff’s spokesperson Steve Whitmore just confirmed with TMZ … Lindsay will get in and out of jail pronto, adding the only reason there might be any sort of delay — possibly overnight — is if there are lots of other inmates who are being processed out at the same time. TMZ

The best we can hope for is that they make Lindsay sign a lot of forms. Enough to cause her a minor inconvenience. That’ll show her! Hope you set your DVR, bitch, because you’re going to be missing the first few minutes of The Office.

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