Does This Mean Lady Gaga Hit Puberty?

The headline read something like Lady Gaga was going to drop the ball on NYE which I took to meant her last testicle was descending on Dec. 31. Turns out that’s not the case and I’m really bad at interpreting things because what the article was really saying was that Mayor Bloomberg has picked Lady Gaga to drop the Times Square Ball on NYE. She’ll also be performing in Times Square as part of ABC’s 40th annual year-end countdown.

So to repeat, Lady Gaga’s ball has not descended. False alarm, everybody. It’s still right up there in her stomach.