Jerry Sandusky Has a Good Defense

The media has painted Jerry Sandusky as an evil pedophile who raped young at-risk children in the locker room showers. All for ratings, no doubt. Sandusky is in reality a caring and compassionate man who showered with young boys because he wanted to teach them basic hygiene skills. At least that’s the story of an attorney who’s joined Sandusky’s defense team.

“Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills,” attorney Karl Rominger said. “Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.” ABC27

How to teach a kid to put soap on their body: 1. Take soap in hand. 2. Rub soap over body. You know what? In hindsight, it does sound so complicated that a grown man needs to get naked in the shower with a 10-year-old to show him how it’s done. Apparently this thing was a terrible misunderstanding. Let’s all laugh it off, you guys.

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12 years ago

Hes so gross his son must be on suicide watch

Has Pretty Legs
12 years ago

The fact that he’s free to molest his own grand-kids is sickening enough. Sorry I was able to bathe myself at 4, you don’t need to be nude with a child to show them anything, even a kindergartener would know how to take a shower no matter how disadvantaged. With this lawyer at the helm it’s good to know old gramps the perv will die in jail. His lawyer slept with a 16 year old girl who later got pregnant, but the lawyer was decent enough to wait until she was 18 to marry her, he was in his mid… Read more »